Driving Miss Crazy

I'm not racing you. I am driving with a purpose. That purpose is not to beat you to the next stop light via my four cylinder Honda.  I might add that the racing stripe and spoiler on your discontinued Neon are pretty bad ass. I am surprised you're not smoking a Marlboro. Oh wait, you are. You may think that you won, but seeing you out on the road today has made me the real winner. I thank you for that. 

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